Frequently Asked Questions - oh, so very frequently..

Q: Do you offer an incall service?

A: I do, but I have very limited availability for incalls. Please don't take it personally if I can't see you when you would like!

Q: What will you be wearing?

A: I usually arrive for an outcall in black trousers or skirt, a nice top, generally looking smart and presentable. If you have a specific clothing request, I will try to accomodate it, but for some outfits it's best to change after I arrive! If you're coming for an incall, I may be wearing significantly less ;)

Q: How much notice do you need for a booking?

A: Obviously, the more notice the better - I do have a 'day-job' so I'm unlikely to be able to see you at short notice.

Q: I can't afford your regular rates. Can I negotiate a special deal with you?

A: I'm afraid not. I am already more reasonably priced than many other ladies in my area, and I promise you I'm worth saving up for....

Q: But I hope to see you regularly, so surely you'll give me a discount?

A:Gentlemen who spend time with me regularly may find there are hidden benefits, but you'd have to become one of those gentlemen to find out...

Q: It says on your site that there are some things you won't do. Can I pay you extra to change your mind?

A: No. It's not about the money - no amount of money will induce me to do something I don't want to do. If you can't respect that, I'm not the right escort for you.

Q: Do you see women or couples, or could you bring another girl along?

A: I'm sorry, I work alone. As for ladies, I'm 100% straight and wouldn't insult your intelligence by trying to appear otherwise in an intimate encounter.

Q: Why don't you offer 'A' levels?

A: My site used to say that I would consider 'A' levels, but only after I had got to know you a little - so never on a first booking. However, some gentlemen seemed not to understand this, and so I have made the decision to remove this service altogether. And, as it says above, no amount of money will change my mind.

Q: I'm really into bareback sex - I find condoms ruin the moment. Will you do it just this once, just for me?

A: NO. Unquestionably, unequivocably no. Don't waste my time and yours by even asking.

Q: Do you have sexy underwear?

A: Yes of course! I'm asked this constantly - do you think I'll turn up in grey pants and a saggy bra?

Rest assured, when you unwrap your gift, the last layer will be worth the effort!